Anal Sex

Anal sex (sodomy) is a morally bereft act performed by Catholic priests on little children against their will.

Between two consenting adults, anal sex can be a pleasurable sexual experience, an expression of trust, and a little bit kinky. (Once in the stink, keep it out of the pink: avoid E. coli infection!)

When improperly performed, anal sex can be dangerous. A ripped rectum is a rather embarrassing way to be hospitalized and can lead to serious bacterial infections. Inside tips to get you going:

Warning: There might be some poop when exiting the exit.