Anal sex (sodomy) is a morally bereft act performed by Catholic priests on little children against their will.
Between two consenting adults, anal sex can be a pleasurable sexual experience, an expression of trust, and a little bit kinky. (Once in the stink, keep it out of the pink: avoid E. coli infection!)
When improperly performed, anal sex can be dangerous. A ripped rectum is a rather embarrassing way to be hospitalized and can lead to serious bacterial infections. Inside tips to get you going:
Be clean – Shower or bathe before getting dirty.
Lube it – Smear water-based lubricant on the anus. Use more lube than you think is necessary. And a bit more.
Suit up – Put on a condom. Gasp!
Stretch – Before inserting anything big into a butt, insert something small, such as a finger. This will help relax the sphincter and give you a stinky finger.
Stop! – If the person receiving whispers, says, moans, or screams for you to stop, you stop. Exit slowly. Respect.
Warning: There might be some poop when exiting the exit.
